Hurly-burly ever sirly,
Peer of Gout and Lady Spleen,
Lords are out,
folks are in.

Sorry for the strapontin!

If you boo we make you pay
cash per sitting
and Earl Grey,
mints’N manure
everyday.

Hurly-burly ever surly
Peer of Gout and Lady Spleen
do come back at Halloween.

©Elena Malec, Dublin,Aug.25th, 1999